Like many of you, I didn’t make it out to the Great American Beer Festival this year. But luckily for us, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog did, taking to the floor and asking all the right questions, gems like “Tell me, what beer pairs best with a TV dinner and a broken marriage?” and, upon being offered a sip of Dogfish Head T’weasons Ale, “Gluten free? I don’t want to try the beer, I just want to sniff where your balls used to be.”
Along the way, Triumph offers up good names for beers like “This Is Why I’m Morbidly Stout Stout” and “Gay After Three Beers Porter,” and he forces some beer geeks to take pulls off of a 40 of Olde English.
But the party doesn’t really get started until Triumph breaks out the breathalyzer and has people blow. I’ll leave it to your imagination to figure out where the breathing nozzle has been placed on this dog puppet.
Overall, it’s a lovely lampoon of beer geeks, our culture, and our penchant for unusual facial hair and interesting hats.
Enjoy!
Beer & Whiskey Brothers 
I surely hope he didn’t get a whiff of the BrewDog’s squirrel!!
Cheers!
No, but he does get a whiff of a few bystanders and cuts them to ribbons!
Laughed so hard Terminal Gravity IPA came out of my nose.
Yeah, Triumph is always very funny, but it’s even better when the jabs land so close to home.
“To see what it’s like to not drink alone.”
He hits so close it hurts. I couldn’t stop laughing.