Which Beer Would You Sip, Chug, or Pour?

Some you might be familiar with the game “Marry, F@$k, Kill” where you are presented with three members of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you live in a progressive state), and you have to pick which one you’d marry, which one you’d use purely for carnal pleasures, and which one you’d send to the afterlife. Marry, F@*k, Kill.   As you can imagine, this game is a favorite amongst Mensa members and the aeronautical engineers over at NASA.  😉

The redeeming quality of this game is that you get to hear someone else’s reasoning for why they’d marry, kill, etc.  You learn a lot about that person’s outlook and their priorities, and the answers are usually entertaining as well.

I figured we could do the same thing here, but with beer, asking which of three beers you’d savor by sipping, which one you’d chug down your gullet, and which one you’d pour down the drain: Sip, Pour, Chug.

Instead of having the game happen up here where only I can present the beers, I figured we could do it in the comments, where you guys and gals can present the three beers you’d like others to consider for Sip, Chug, Pour.

You can of course also share your Sip, Chug, Pour thoughts on beers presented by others.

I’ll get us started down below…

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16 Comments on “Which Beer Would You Sip, Chug, or Pour?”

  1. June 7, 2012 at 12:44 pm #

    Dales Pale Ale, Deviant Dales, Old Chub

    • June 7, 2012 at 12:46 pm #

      Sip: Old Chub, it gets better as it sits, so why hurry?
      Chug: Dale’s, because it’s still good even going down fast, plus, DD would be too harsh!
      Pour: Deviant Dale’s, as I don’t really enjoy this beer and almost poured the last of my four cans out last night. 😦

      How about you?

      • June 7, 2012 at 1:26 pm #

        Sip: Deviant Dale’s, because chugging would hurt.
        Chug: Dale’s, because I’m so used to the taste.
        Pour: Old Chub, because I like Dale’s just a little bit better.

        • Don
          June 7, 2012 at 1:44 pm #

          Sip: Dales, because it isn’t very interesting
          Chug: Deviant Dales, because I am the MAN!
          Pour: Old Chub, just to piss Jim off!

  2. tronto
    June 7, 2012 at 1:12 pm #

    Bitburger, Bitburger, Bitburger

    • June 7, 2012 at 2:03 pm #

      Ahh, like the Dahm triplets:

  3. June 7, 2012 at 1:46 pm #

    Bud Light, Miller Light, Coors Light

    Sip: Coors Light, because it’s Rocky Mountain cold; I don’t want to get an ice cream headache!
    Chug: Miller Lite has perfected chugging technology with their Vortex bottle and their can that makes it easy to shotgun. No brainer.
    Pour: Bud Light, because I’m an independent thinker, and Miller and Coors are totally different and innovative!

    • June 7, 2012 at 2:06 pm #

      Sip: Miller Lite, because our family hails from Milwaukee, even if Miller no longer does – they still engender respect.
      Chug: Coors Light, because I drink lots of water, so I know how to get this stuff down
      Pour: Bud Light, because f&%k those guys.

  4. June 7, 2012 at 2:33 pm #

    Sip: Schlafly’s Extra Stout–it was made for sipping, just like a good brandy or bourbon.
    Chug: Maui’s Bikini Blonde Lager–cause lagers are such good thirst quenchers & BB is one of the best.
    Pour: Any beer with the word Lite in its name–self-explanatory.

  5. June 7, 2012 at 4:48 pm #

    You don’t Sip Beer…..You Quaff Beer.
    But I will play…
    Sip …Sam Adams Untopias
    Chug….Dagger Falls IPA
    Pour…..Any Miller Coors or AB product……Fuck Bud

  6. June 7, 2012 at 4:50 pm #

    Note To Jim…..
    More pictures, please……

    • June 7, 2012 at 4:56 pm #

      Any special poses you have in mind, Bob? 😉

  7. Johnny
    June 7, 2012 at 5:04 pm #

    Bell’s Hopslam, Sierra Nevada Hoptimum, Three Floyds Arctic Panzer Wolf. Considering my love of IPAs this will be hard but….

    Sip: Bell’s Hopslam – I love how hoppy and fruity it is while still being pretty balanced and extremely tasty and easy to drink.
    Chug: Three Floyds Arctic Panzer Wolf – It’s extremely hoppy, really good cold and last time I had one I downed it pretty quickly anyhow.
    Pour: Sierra Nevada Hoptimum – Despite how much I like this beer and how close I think it is to Hopslam….it’s still not Hopslam so I GUESS I would pour it haha.

    • June 7, 2012 at 5:06 pm #

      Here’s how I see these:

      Sip: I dunno – god it sucks that I haven’t seen ANY of these beers in NJ Chug: I dunno – god it sucks that I haven’t seen ANY of these beers in NJ Pour: I dunno – god it sucks that I haven’t seen ANY of these beers in NJ

      Oh wait, I’ve reconsidered – I’d like to switch my Chug and Pour answers around… 😦

      • Johnny
        June 7, 2012 at 5:19 pm #

        Damn really? I would have thought at least Hoptimum. I’m sowwy. D:

        • June 7, 2012 at 5:24 pm #

          Of the set, Hoptimum is the only possibility, but I haven’t seen the stuff. If I do, I’ll modify all three answers to “Hoptimum.” 🙂

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