Novembeard Update: Two Weeks a Beard Makes

So Novembeard marches on and my facial follicles FINALLY look like they belong to a man.  Huzzah! 

It’s been two weeks since I’ve shaved my cheeks (the ones on my face, you pervert!), and my facial hair has thickened to the point where people feel the need to inform me that I have a beard.  Like I didn’t notice. It’s probably because I’ve started to shave my neck and the tops of my cheeks to make it look more like beard-like and less like I lost my razor.

I think I’ll continue to let ‘er grow and see where we wind up come December.  I just ordered a cheapo beard trimmer from Amazon (this one) so I can keep it in shape.  I’ll also need the trimmer to get rid of the thing when the times comes – it’ll let me buzz it down to a razor-friendly length when the novelty wares off.

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19 Comments on “Novembeard Update: Two Weeks a Beard Makes”

  1. November 10, 2011 at 12:05 pm #

    Your flirty “come-hither” look cancels out the effect of the beard. 😉

    • November 10, 2011 at 12:10 pm #

      Aww crap! Probably gonna wind up on one of those “bear” sites Don likes so much!

      • Don
        November 10, 2011 at 12:15 pm #

        You got a Purdy Mouth…

        • November 10, 2011 at 12:31 pm #

          Uh oh…

  2. November 10, 2011 at 12:21 pm #

    The balance of hair power between Jim and Don has shifted.

    • Don
      November 10, 2011 at 12:26 pm #

      That is what you may think Andrew, but I have let my beard fill in, making it far more powerful than Jim’s wimpy beard.

      • November 10, 2011 at 12:33 pm #

        Soon. Very soon…

    • November 10, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

      True, I’m the furry one now! Mwahwhahwhahwhah!!

      Wait, is that a good thing?

      • Don
        November 10, 2011 at 12:42 pm #

        Better watch out. Pretty soon King will be sending you weasel messages.

        • November 10, 2011 at 12:57 pm #

          Do the weasels go on the outside or *shudder* on the inside?

  3. Erin Culbertson
    November 10, 2011 at 12:53 pm #

    i can’t believe daniel hasn’t appeared to mock your beard with his beard. itsafuckingbeer is falling down on the job!!!

    • November 10, 2011 at 12:56 pm #

      I’m amazed too now that you mention it. Maybe he can’t stop laughing long enough to type…

  4. John King
    November 10, 2011 at 12:57 pm #

    Taking a picture in front of the woods (same woods that Bears live in…) doesn’t make you anymore manly.

    • Don
      November 10, 2011 at 1:16 pm #

      He actually was standing in front of his Mini. That is his back yard! *Fail* *Iknowtoomuch*

      • November 10, 2011 at 1:32 pm #

        It is my back yard, where I saw a bear on Sunday, so it’s both. Also, I take a bigger risk having a beard where I live compared to you, Don, because the bears might actually try and mate with me. Try explaining THAT ONE to the kids!

        • Don
          November 10, 2011 at 1:47 pm #

          Are you kidding me? I’ve got bears in the office that try to mate with me!

        • November 10, 2011 at 2:04 pm #

          I think we’re talking about different kids of “bears” here, Don…

        • John King
          November 10, 2011 at 1:49 pm #

          The bears in NJ wouldn’t eat Jim, he’s too dainty and I’m sure his overpowering cologne, Au De Douche, would cause their nostrils to get irritated.

        • November 10, 2011 at 2:05 pm #

          I thought “douche” was French for bear repellent…

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