So Novembeard marches on and my facial follicles FINALLY look like they belong to a man. Huzzah!
It’s been two weeks since I’ve shaved my cheeks (the ones on my face, you pervert!), and my facial hair has thickened to the point where people feel the need to inform me that I have a beard. Like I didn’t notice. It’s probably because I’ve started to shave my neck and the tops of my cheeks to make it look more like beard-like and less like I lost my razor.
I think I’ll continue to let ‘er grow and see where we wind up come December. I just ordered a cheapo beard trimmer from Amazon (this one) so I can keep it in shape. I’ll also need the trimmer to get rid of the thing when the times comes – it’ll let me buzz it down to a razor-friendly length when the novelty wares off.
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Beer & Whiskey Brothers 
Your flirty “come-hither” look cancels out the effect of the beard. 😉
Aww crap! Probably gonna wind up on one of those “bear” sites Don likes so much!
You got a Purdy Mouth…
Uh oh…
The balance of hair power between Jim and Don has shifted.
That is what you may think Andrew, but I have let my beard fill in, making it far more powerful than Jim’s wimpy beard.
Soon. Very soon…
True, I’m the furry one now! Mwahwhahwhahwhah!!
Wait, is that a good thing?
Better watch out. Pretty soon King will be sending you weasel messages.
Do the weasels go on the outside or *shudder* on the inside?
i can’t believe daniel hasn’t appeared to mock your beard with his beard. itsafuckingbeer is falling down on the job!!!
I’m amazed too now that you mention it. Maybe he can’t stop laughing long enough to type…
Taking a picture in front of the woods (same woods that Bears live in…) doesn’t make you anymore manly.
He actually was standing in front of his Mini. That is his back yard! *Fail* *Iknowtoomuch*
It is my back yard, where I saw a bear on Sunday, so it’s both. Also, I take a bigger risk having a beard where I live compared to you, Don, because the bears might actually try and mate with me. Try explaining THAT ONE to the kids!
Are you kidding me? I’ve got bears in the office that try to mate with me!
I think we’re talking about different kids of “bears” here, Don…
The bears in NJ wouldn’t eat Jim, he’s too dainty and I’m sure his overpowering cologne, Au De Douche, would cause their nostrils to get irritated.
I thought “douche” was French for bear repellent…