You can keep your beer firing robots and your shoot-a-brew – there’s a reason the dog is considered man’s best friend!
Happy Friday everybody – now go get a beer!!
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You can keep your beer firing robots and your shoot-a-brew – there’s a reason the dog is considered man’s best friend!
Happy Friday everybody – now go get a beer!!
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We tried to train our dog to do this in college. All we succeeded in doing was teaching him to access the fridge while we were not home. He ate any meat that was in the fridge. Fortunately he left the beer so it wasn’t a total loss.
Yeah, I don’t think my dog would make it past the crisper!
What you don’t see 30 seconds before that video is the dog licking its butthole. Then the beer goes in the dog’s mouth, then to the guy’s hands, then to the guy’s mouth. So basically the guy went ass to mouth with a dog. And yet, that doesn’t bother me in the least because of how cool the trick is.
Exactly! I wouldn’t care if the dog opened it with her butt – that’s a cool trick!!
Actually, opening it with her butt would be impressive as well…
Haha, my very first thought was “If you could teach a dog to open a beer bottle with its butt, it’d be the coolest dog in the history of the world”.
What would you call such a dog? Churchkeister?
Given how the dog’s poor rectum would get worked, I’d probably call him or her the Pancake Maker.
HA ha!!!
Or a Hershey, because of all the big kisses she makes!
Or Iron Ass.
One would hope – that’s really the best case scenario.
I now know what the bar conversation will be about tonight.
Let’s up the ante on your bar conversation…Imagine you could get a woman to fetch you a beer! 😉
Eww. 😦
A guy in my husband’s fraternity taught his dog to fetch beer from the fridge but since he trained the dog with Heineken it would only fetch green bottles. My cat fetches bottle caps and figured out how to open the fridge and steal Taco Bell, but I don’t think she could carry a beer.
A cat that fetches beer would be very cool, but a cat full of Taco Bell isn’t, especially if you have white rugs!
I always thought dogs were color blind, but I guess I was wrong. That, or that frat guy’s dog just had bad taste! (I know, I’m a beer snob!)
That’s amazing! The only thing my dog fetches is her toys, which she will pile in your lap until you finally, at last, throw them for her. I can’t imagine the time it took this guy to teach his dog to do that.