Whiskey: How Do I Love Thee…

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

  • I love your color…your golden and amber charms have me entranced at first sight
  • I love the way you smell…Like a beautiful woman, your smell makes me draw near
  • I love your legs…long and sexy they fill me with desire and let me know I am in for a wonderful time
  • I love the way you taste when you kiss my lips… Your sweetness and spiciness are the perfect combination for my passion
  • I love your heat…It gives my heart that flutter feeling like when we first met
  • I love the way you never talk… you never nag, you never judge
  • I love the way you are always there for me…you make me feel better when I’ve had a hard day
  • I love the way you make me a better dancer
  • I love how you never complain when I look at other women

Now if we  could just figure out how to keep the love going the next morning, you would be perfect…

Why do you love Whiskey?  Let me know.


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16 Comments on “Whiskey: How Do I Love Thee…”

  1. February 14, 2011 at 12:29 pm #

    But most of all I love you WITHOUT ICE! 🙂

    • Don
      February 14, 2011 at 12:30 pm #

      Nice Keith!

  2. 1Time4got
    February 14, 2011 at 12:37 pm #

    I also love how great you are all by yourself without being mixed with anything. You’re the one thing in this world I hope never changes.

    • Don
      February 14, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

      Nice one! And I agree completely!

  3. February 14, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    Like many of the guys you’ve entertained, I love you in the evening, but question my judgment in the morning!

  4. February 14, 2011 at 12:55 pm #

    BRB, I’m gonna go fornicate with a bottle of whiskey.

    • Don
      February 14, 2011 at 12:58 pm #

      Now you’ve taken it too far, John! What do you think this is? American Pie?

      • February 14, 2011 at 1:14 pm #

        But just look at that picture up there. It’s teasing us.

  5. February 14, 2011 at 1:35 pm #

    I love how you always keep me guessing…

    Sometimes your sweet and comforting (Balvenie Carribean Cask 14)…
    Sometimes your bold and spicy (Sazerac or Russell Reserve Rye)…
    Sometimes you smolder and warm my soul (Lagavulin 16)…
    And then there’s those times when your strength puts me in my place (Booker’s or Ardbeg Corryvrecken).

    You are many things to many people, but the one thing that you never are is boring!

    • Don
      February 14, 2011 at 1:39 pm #

      Yo G=Lo, that sounds totally schizophrenic! I love it!

      • February 14, 2011 at 4:25 pm #

        You know how it goes Don… different whiskies for different moods. 🙂

  6. Brandon
    February 14, 2011 at 1:39 pm #

    I had 3 different Wild Turkey offerings on Friday night. Kentucky Spirit, Rare Breed & Russell’s Reserve 10yr. I think the Spirit was the best offering of the 3. Who we kidding? It’s all about the taste! Whiskey just tastes good and it doesn’t need orange juice or cola to make it good. Nothing goes better than Whiskey with a cigar, Don.

    • Don
      February 14, 2011 at 1:41 pm #

      Agreed Brandon!

  7. February 14, 2011 at 1:46 pm #

    I love how you’re never jealous of my other “friends”, cigar and beer

    • Don
      February 14, 2011 at 3:32 pm #

      Is a matter of fact she embraces the other friends and fulfills many fantasies!

  8. February 15, 2011 at 9:36 am #

    And speaking of fantasies, here is one more reason to love whisky…

    “We want you to order Scotch. It’s the most impressive drink order. It’s classic. It’s sexy. Such a rich color. The glass, the smell. It’s not watered down with fruit juice. It’s Scotch. And you ordered it.” – Christina Hendricks

    The full article (with photos!) can be found here:


    Slainte Mhath!

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