It’s not a fun visit to a water park until somebody breaks a toe. Judging by the purple digit on my left foot, my family and I had a blast at Great Wolf Lodge.
There’s not a lot you can do for a broken toe, except tape it to its neighbor and wait for nature to take its course. To help things along, its best to keep the foot elevated, which means sitting around. And if I’m sitting around, I might as well enjoy a beer. But which beer goes best with a broken toe? Here are some candidates off the top of my head:
- What better way to accessorize a purple toe than with an Abita Purple Haze raspberry wheat beer? Well there’s gotta be at least one, because I don’t really go for wheat beers, and with an ABV of 4.2%, I don’t think this fruity treat will offer much relief.
- I can’t get any Firestone Walker where I live, but what about a Founder’s Devil Dancer Triple IPA to mock my gimpy foot? I could enjoy the irony as I sipped on the 12% ABV powerhouse. After a couple of these, I’d probably be ready to cut a rug.
- How about a Heavy Seas Peg Leg Imperial Stout? At 8% ABV, this roasty Russian will have my pegged leg tingling.
- Of course, I could take advantage of my gangsta limp and go right for a 40 of Four-O malt liquor. I could limp through my (neighbor)hood kicking out the left leg and drinking out of a paper bag.
That’s all I got. Do you have any suggestions? As always, let us know below.