I thought it might be time to spice things up a bit around here. Well how better to spice things up than to go a little edgy and show a bunch of drunks, and let you the reader give us comment and feedback! I have a bunch of pics I’ve collected off the internet and I think it will be funny and interesting to poke fun at other’s misery and misfortune. So, let’s get on with it.
Obviously this is a staged photo above. I’m guessing the squirrel is stuffed. No self respecting squirrel would allow themselves the indignity of being photographed with a bottle of Smirnoff Vodka! Squirrels are far more likely to be seen in the back woods of Kentucky sipping on Moonshine and playing a mouth harp. Lets see some others…
I have often felt the need to curl up on the trunk of a car and get a little shuteye. Especially in a crowded parking lot. Looks like this gal was punked by guys playing pin the thong on the drunk girl…
I really hate it when I’m using the toilet and someone comes in and opens the door, and takes a picture of me passed out after the toilet has broken free from the wall. Sheesh…a little privacy please!
I don’t mind being marked on while passed out in my bed, but at least have the common courtesy to finish the job!
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-Don
Beer & Whiskey Brothers 
Those crazy kids. I’m going to wager none of them are craft-beer drinkers, and things like big red plastic cups and funnels were involved.
Oh, to be young again! I think you are right Scott. Is a matter of fact don’t they sell big plastic funnels and tubing with duct tape in the Beer aisle?
Even though I was only at Dark Lord Day for a bit over an hour, I saw the most drunk people in one place, than any other point in my life, including bars, concerts, etc., and a few were in precarious positions like the pics above. One dude fell in the porto-potty and came stumbling out with urine, feces, and puke all over him. GROSS!
that being said, the crazy drunks were still the extreme minority.
Too bad you didn’t take pictures of them. we could have had a special post…The Drunks of Dark Lord Day!
Hmm. I guess I stand corrected. Nothing like getting pee, feces, and vomit on yourself to demonstrate self control. Sorry to say, but I hate drunks.
You just need to embrace all the color they bring into our world! Now I’m certainly not advocating driving while under the influence! Nothing is worse or more dangerous than a drunk strapping 3000 pounds of metal around himself and careening around at highway speeds. That said, drunks are fun to mess with, it is so easy to confuse them and make fun of them to their face, and they don’t even know. Drunks do unexpected things like using feces as a body decoration. They talk funny, and if you get an adventurous one they might even do something fun like jump off a building into a load of palates! There are any number of entertaining things drunks add to society. Just don’t let them drive.