
Coors Light and Ridley Scott’s Prometheus: Parasites Know No Rules
. They say in space, no one can hear you scream. But I’m in New Jersey and I’m screaming about this LAME MOVIE TIE-IN!!! It appears that Ridley Scott’s Alien prequel wandered into the lair of Coors Light, which mercilessly attached itself to the movie’s face and inserted its egg laying tube down poor Prometheus’s […]