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Light Beer Makers Fighting Over Whose Can is Most Refreshing as the Whole Ship Sinks

Recent data shows that light beer sales will hit a 10-year low in 2015, another bleak milestone for this titanic beer category. But even as the S.S. Lite Beer begins to nosedive after hitting an iceberg with interesting facial hair (obviously craft brewers bringing them down), the makers of Bud Light and Coors Light are […]

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Moral Dilemma: What Coors Light Branded Merchandise Would You Enter to Win?

I was walking into the beer store last night, when a shiny new “ENTER TO WIN” Grill Master four-burner grill caught my eye.  They only problem?  It was branded with a big Coors Light logo. 😦 I have to tell you, I was temped to fill out a slip of paper and drop my personal […]

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Coors Light and Ridley Scott’s Prometheus: Parasites Know No Rules

. They say in space, no one can hear you scream.  But I’m in New Jersey and I’m screaming about this LAME MOVIE TIE-IN!!!  It appears that Ridley Scott’s Alien prequel wandered into the lair of Coors Light, which mercilessly attached itself to the movie’s face and inserted its egg laying tube down poor Prometheus’s […]

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In Alaska, Beer is Survival!

In Alaska, sometimes weird things happen.  Take for example the case of Clifton Vial, a guy from Nome Alaska.  He was out driving one day, and suddenly found himself and his Toyota Tacoma pickup stuck about 40 miles north of Nome Alaska. For those of you not familiar with the wilds of Alaska 40 miles […]

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