I could just stop writing here, as the headline really says it all.
Southern Tier’s Choklat is a gush of silken indulgence. It’s a beer that coats your tongue with a powerful, velvety decadence the way the Smashing Pumpkins’ Cherub Rock coats your ears with a smooth and booming wall of sound. It is all encompassing, totally original and absolutely unapologetic.
It’s also terribly sexy. It’s a beer that can make women close their eyes and go “mmmmmm” in a low growl upon the first sip. It’s a beer that can stir you and set a mood.
It’s power comes from the fact that it tastes a lot like a boozy glass of rich chocolate milk. Unlike other beers that use cocoa to compliment the ingredients of a beer, this beer is pure chocolate pornography from first gush to smooth finish. It overpowers your senses with chocolaty goodness and the warmth of alcohol, leaving little room for traditional beer flavors to come through. And that’s fine by me.
This my friends is a hit-you-over-the-head creamy toe curler. The mouthfeel of this beer is spot on, laying across your palate with a heft and silkiness that is perfectly matched to its flavor. It’s an occasion in a glass, one that I always look forward to.
From the time of the Aztecs, chocolate has been considered an aphrodisiac, stirring the passions of those who let themselves get lost in its rich and satisfying flavors. Southern Tier Choklat Stout harnesses this allure, and adds to it a nip of alcohol, with and ABV of 10.9%.
So draw the shades, put on some Band of Horses, pull that special someone close and pop open a bottle of Choklat. It’s the perfect thing to share with your special someone when the candles are lit.